13 of spades

A sex god, Woman faint before his every step. He is the Lord of RSB and a living legend.

Dude i slept with 13 of spades yesterday! He's the sex.

by 13 of spades May 11, 2008

13 Button Salute

Older US Navy dress blue uniforms had 13 buttons to hold your pants shut, the 13 button salute refers to when you grab the top corners of the front flap on the trousers and pull down quickly, undoing all 13 buttons at once, this was traditionally done before sex on while on liberty in a foreign port.

He gave her the 13 button salute

by State from Jake Farm February 23, 2022

13.9 seconds

While making out with a chick and she starts to dry hump your leg and states she can cum in 13.9 seconds, and does just that.

I was making out with this chick and she started to dry hump my leg and came in 13.9 seconds. She then proceeded to say thanks and out the door she went.

by DIRTNAPP March 30, 2023

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from

Pink's existential dilemma

I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

by Pink's crisis June 4, 2015

13 year jail sentence

school

4-year olds better get ready for their 13 year jail sentence.

by xdarkvEnom October 16, 2013

Shayetet 13

The elite commando unit of the Israeli navy.

The Shayetet 13 were involved in the Gaza flotilla raid, the 2006 Lebanon War, the Second Intifada, etc.

by Dancing with Fire April 21, 2013