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Rule 1 of Road Trips

Don't be an asshole.

Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.
Guy 1: Dude, Guy 3 has been such an douchebag to Guy 4.
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...
by VanguardVince December 12, 2012
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square root of -1

Something to compare a lie to because the square root of -1 doesn't exist.
You: "My girlfriend is having a party at her house tonight"
Me: "What is her address, square root of -1 Bootleg Boulevard?"
by JOHNNY BIANCHINO August 10, 2021
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On a Scale of 1-Fail

When a comment, idea or situation is so bad it requires a rating on a scale.

Because Scales and Fails are SRS BSNESS
"On a scale of 1-Fail, I'm feeling your idea is all fail"

"On a scale of 1-Fail Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail"

"After telling my friends I had important work to be doing and couldn't come to some chicks b-day party at work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego

At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"

"Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.

Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don't even know why we hang with you man"
by Phauxed June 13, 2010
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Scale of 1 to Chris Brown

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how mad are you?
by ghibby June 25, 2014
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Scale of 1-10

1- You’re not attractive

2- You’re not easy to look at but you have maybe around 1 good feature
3- You’re not too hard to look at, but still not considered to be pretty
4- You’re not too bad and you have a few good things about you
5- You’re on the verge of being pretty
6- You’re pretty but not THAT pretty
7- You’re pretty and not someone that someone would be ashamed to be with

8- You’re beautiful and someone others would chase
9- You’re hella pretty and make others envy you

10- WOAH YOURE A STUNNER

NOTE: Remember your number doesn’t defy you and you’re gorgeous in your own way, these are just on a different scale than what some may prefer. Just remember you’re still beautiful even if a number says otherwise.
by Chiccychey February 8, 2019
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Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent
Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)
by Katsopolis September 4, 2013
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