Somehow Palpatine Returned

Line by Poe Dammeron in Rise of Skywalker. This line alone explains how shit the movie was.

"How was rise of skywalker? I don't know but somehow palpatine returned"

by anakingoatwalker February 23, 2022

Rey Palpatine

Rey's real name but illegally changed her name to Rey Skywalker in that one scene at the end where she was talking to an old person with a 6 eyed camel. Rey then looked at the sun and noticed Palpatine standing there, concerned that her daughter is a dumbass.

Kylo Schmuck: Is that Rey Palpatine?

Old Ass Girl: No, that's Rey

Kylo Schmuck: Rey who?

Old Ass Girl: Rey s k y w a l k e r

by Memerviller September 8, 2021

emperor palpatine

the senate

MACE WINDU: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.

MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.

PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.

emperor palpatine: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!

by shrek 6 February 17, 2020

the palpatine

Mounting a shock collar on a female partner and shocking her whilst stimulating her anus. The male partner also has to shout "It's treason then!" For effect.

Person: yeah I did the palpatine on my girlfriend yesterday
Person 2 : that's so shocking

by Clappedcunt69 December 21, 2018

Emperor Palpatine

When your girl is jerking you off and you nut in her hand and she slowly moves her hand away from your dick creating a lightning look with your nut.

Dude my girl pulled an emperor palpatine last night.

by Bigdaddyyum January 20, 2020

emperor palpatine's rule

"thall who shall not act gay with the boys shall be labeled as the homosexual" -Loyal 2020

Bro. Its not gay. Its just following emperor palpatine's rule.

by marlozeek October 15, 2020

Fat Palpatine

A term for when one is swindled or scammed.

After getting charged too much at the airport
They pulled a Fat Palpatine on us.

by LegLengthController September 23, 2022