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Caaaarrl, that kills people!
caaaarrl by The Crisco Princess January 24, 2017
Calabasas
Dante's forgotten 10th circle of hell.
A city in Southern California. Most people know Calabasas for 2 things: Britney Spears, and the Kardashians. But who gives a shit about celebrities when the city itself sucks major ass?
Sure, it's filled with houses that cost more than the GDP of a developing country, along with spotlessly clean streets completely free of homeless people and stores where the average price of a t-shirt is $100.
But honestly, the superficiality of the city is also very much prevalent in its citizens. The typical Calabasas resident is young, rude, rich, and horny. They start off early; you'll see stupid little 10 year old girls with their Louis Vuitton purses and Seven jeans giggling to their friends on their iPhones all about the guy that they just kissed the other day. Everyone here is so inconsiderate and self-absorbed that it makes me sick. Genuine, kindhearted people are rare.
All anyone gives a shit about here are drugs, alcohol, sex, ugly designer clothes that are not worth their face value, and expensive cell phones. This place is shit. Do yourself a favor and run far, far away. You'll thank me.
A city in Southern California. Most people know Calabasas for 2 things: Britney Spears, and the Kardashians. But who gives a shit about celebrities when the city itself sucks major ass?
Sure, it's filled with houses that cost more than the GDP of a developing country, along with spotlessly clean streets completely free of homeless people and stores where the average price of a t-shirt is $100.
But honestly, the superficiality of the city is also very much prevalent in its citizens. The typical Calabasas resident is young, rude, rich, and horny. They start off early; you'll see stupid little 10 year old girls with their Louis Vuitton purses and Seven jeans giggling to their friends on their iPhones all about the guy that they just kissed the other day. Everyone here is so inconsiderate and self-absorbed that it makes me sick. Genuine, kindhearted people are rare.
All anyone gives a shit about here are drugs, alcohol, sex, ugly designer clothes that are not worth their face value, and expensive cell phones. This place is shit. Do yourself a favor and run far, far away. You'll thank me.
Ignorant bastard: Yo dude, I'm gonna move to Calabasas because I heard Britney Spears lives there.
Former Calabasas resident who was smart enough to leave: You're a fucking moron.
Former Calabasas resident who was smart enough to leave: You're a fucking moron.
Calabasas by yeahimbitter November 20, 2009
cagla
Caelan
A Gaelic name meaning Strong warrior. A strong man who can really shock you by his knowledge in many areas. Loves the logical side of things but can be very sensitive. A great catch for any girl!
Caelan by lilprincess77 February 3, 2010
Caela
Caela is an amazing girl , funny beautiful girl normally the most honest and the sexiest within a group you can always spot her , she's loyal and will always be there for you , mind because if you betray her or lose her trust you will most likely never get it back , she gives what is receives and it Is near impossible to see her sadness , she loves with everything she has and makes a great girlfriend ready to do anything , yes , even mud wrestling ; she is strong and you will never know of her struggles , she is so beautiful inside and out once you fall for her you will never fly again , she's got an amazing body but will never appreciate her beauty , she's always one with nature and loves to laugh she's cute and loved by all she is admired but has serious trust issues so if she trusts you NEVER take advantage because she can also be very angry and uses this as a cover up for most emotions so don't anger her she is the best at keeping secrets and Hates inequality with a passion and is the most down to earth sexy smart girl you will ever meet
Caela by Albert gooey March 30, 2015