tard DNA 

Similar to #oudna and still applies to all OU students. It is the idea that anyone who is associated with the University of Oklahoma is completely stupid and and always acts like a dumbass 24/7.

Yea, Noah from OU is always skipping class and acting stupid, that's that tard DNA right there.

tard DNA by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019

tard fam guarantee 

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.

Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.

tard fam guarantee by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020

tard fam delusion 

The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.

*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion

tard fam delusion by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

TardU

Another name for OU; the University of Oklahoma, this university has been developing a reputation for producing idiot ass students known as an OU tard. An avetard also goes to school here and thinks the football team is gonna win the natty every year even though they suck ass.

The avetards go to school at TardU, they'll all end up flunking out.

TardU by TurnM3Up November 18, 2019

tarod

The type of dude to not be considered a "beta male," but the "better male." Normally gets shit right the first time. Husband material.

Girl 1: Here some shit I regret, back in high school I wasn't tryna mess with a Tarod. I mean, I realize I didn't have my shit together, plus when I look back, these other niggas I was wit hit they prime in high school, so...
Girl 2: Too bad 'cuz I married that same nigga and I ain't had no issues. You wait long you wait wrong bih.

tarod by Phillip DeGarbaje December 22, 2016

Gi-Tard 

offensive.

A person who repeatedly loses ju jitsu/ judo fights by doing stupid things. (often used as a general term of abuse).

person A: i cant believe i gave him a straight arm again!

person B: i know your such a Gi-Tard. *Armbars person A*

Gi-Tard by 11 62 61 32 51 February 1, 2012

tard wrangler 

Person who's job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of "slow or special people" while they are being transported from place-to-place (usually via foot).

While at the zoo, I saw a tard wrangler attempting to wrangle a stray tard when he bolted from the group near the monkey cage.

tard wrangler by The Sarge November 13, 2003