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Well Gus, there was a bear terd in the yard. Made for a good shit fuck.
by forest asunder January 12, 2009
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an inconsiderate person who could care less about gay shit that doesn't matter.
by Gosfnsgoijsm, May 3, 2007
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Dan: “ah shit fuck I impregnated my sister.”
by littlepeeweedick November 29, 2019
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(noun)
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)

1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe

individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.

2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.

3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'

2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'

3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'

4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'

5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK

was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024
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Final frantic words before driving into a wall/skiing over a cliff etc etc
'shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck' cried james as he slammed into the back of the manure truck
by butt cowboy October 27, 2004
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Shit Fuck Whoa

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A phrase sometimes used in place of, or as an upgrade to the generic ”No Shit” answer to questions of varying degrees of interest. Can be used as an adjective or exclamation to enhance, modify or begin an embellishment of events. Can be used in place of many generic expressions like:

Sweet Jesus
No shit
Wow!
Holy shit
Oh my god
Etc.
And then just like that, quicker than a mink, the bitch ran off with my wallet. Shit fuck whoa.
I was walkin out the door and shit fuck whoa, I tripped over the 18th century vase...
Shit fuck whoa!… the (fill in the blank) just won a playoff game
And then, Shit fuck whoa… I walked in and the pool guy was on my wife.
by Wascallywabbit June 14, 2018
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