mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina
My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.
by burrning asshole December 05, 2010
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When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....
"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"
by AllHailLiv August 02, 2019
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Crawfish Castle

Dirt mounds made by crawfish. Resemble castle towers. Commonly referred to as crawfish holes.
The lawnmower blades are dull because of all the crawfish castles.
by PHXDD May 11, 2021
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Crawfish

When, during coitis, a male intentionally ejaculates into his navel, upon which his partner sucks his semen out of his belly button, the way they would out of the head of a crawfish.
Bro, Jenna totally crawfished my jizz out of my belly button last night.
by Dallasdddee August 24, 2022
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crawfish

to spread something open, or to make something wider.
he said to “spread your legs like a crawfish.”

she opened the door like a crawfish.

they said they were going to crawfish that hole wider.
by syurp0slide May 27, 2022
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Torrance crawfish

Torrance crawish is a truly skanky little troll who lies cheats and does anything possible to fuck your boyfriend or girlfriend. It don't matter. Often seen high as fuck on Xanax yelling the word alprzolam loudly for no reason what so ever while stealing anything she thinks is cool. Known to also give said trash back as a birthday gift if you are lucky. Beware Torrance may seem like a 12 year old boy, but seems to have the genitalia of whatever creature she is trying to bed down for the moment
Holy shit Torrance Crawfish is screwing Brandon's best friend again while he is in jail!
by Mr cracker jacker March 28, 2024
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