mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina

My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.

by burrning asshole December 5, 2010

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Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019

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Crawfish Dip

When a male ejaculates inside of a woman that is on her period. The two main ingredients of "Crawfish Dip" are ketchup and mayonnaise. The mix of the semen and blood resembles the orangish color of "Crawfish Dip."

"Hey dude, you goin' make some crawfish dip tonight?"
"Bro, she licked the crawfish dip off of my dick last night!!!!"
"Chocolate dick and crawfish dip does not mix well"

by Aunt Marleen May 24, 2023

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Torrance crawfish

Torrance crawish is a truly skanky little troll who lies cheats and does anything possible to fuck your boyfriend or girlfriend. It don't matter. Often seen high as fuck on Xanax yelling the word alprzolam loudly for no reason what so ever while stealing anything she thinks is cool. Known to also give said trash back as a birthday gift if you are lucky. Beware Torrance may seem like a 12 year old boy, but seems to have the genitalia of whatever creature she is trying to bed down for the moment

Holy shit Torrance Crawfish is screwing Brandon's best friend again while he is in jail!

by Mr cracker jacker March 28, 2024

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