8. 

The new emoticon I came up with like 65 seconds ago.

The 8 is the eyes, and the period is the mouth, giving a blank, or more of a surprised, shocked expression.

Guy1: DUDE! I just won a million dollars.
Guy2: 8. Woah.

Guy1: DUDE! I just did your mom!
Guy2: 8.

8. by Petey Mik February 29, 2008

8 

The height a dick has to be in order to go on certain rides.

Hey you're not 8!

8 by mavurbster May 19, 2014

8 

The ordinal number '8' is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound 'ate' in written English.
I say 'often', I actually mean 'often (by bumpers)'
The habit could have originally developed among linux {fucktards in chatrooms, or 14 year old scrubbers text messaging on mobile phones. Either that or from 'old-school' rave act Altern8 (still DJ-ing in and around Stoke-on-Trent, kids!)
Whichever way you look at it, it looks shit and dosn't make you look cool.

"C U L8R M8!!!!!"

"He was a sk8r boi..."

"I'd rather menstru8 a ten ton w8 than write in such an illiter8 way, dude."

8 by Stooo March 21, 2003

8-) 

an eye rolling face on msn. used for annoying situations.

person 1: holy man, i hate you! i hope you die!!111!

person 2: 8-) okay then

8-) by Kitty Cakes. April 4, 2009

: ) 8-- 

txt speak for either 'I'm horny' or 'thats sexy'. May be used sarcastically.

She txted "I was so drunk, I puked 4 times. I woke up this morning wth dried pke in my hair and on my face"
I replied ": ) 8--"

: ) 8-- by MargaritaVillain January 22, 2009

-8 

If you look at it, it looks like a small shaft of a penis and a pair of big balls

Did you see Dankmemes last night?
No, Why?
/u/diedin1988 just posted a new funny number!
What is it?
-8

-8 by Dangtelis December 8, 2020

-8 

Turn sideways

-8

-8 by My yee 2 January 23, 2021