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by Rosethehoe April 7, 2021
Get the Farts cutely mug.Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."
Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"
Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "
Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."
Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"
Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."
Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"
Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"
Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "
Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."
Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"
Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."
Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"
by finalphoenix April 10, 2014
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n. The act of allowing one's lips and cheeks to vibrate while pressed firmly between another's ass cheeks and exhaling forcefully.
It usually elicits many giggles and protests from the victim to stop.
syn. fartserbit
Additional examples:
Similar to a zerbit, this is done with your face is pressed in between the ass-cheeks of another person.
You then exhale out of your lips forcefully, similar to the way you would blow on a musical trumpet or do the "motorboat" to a pair of large breasts.
The resulting sound is similar to the sound of one passing gas.
It usually elicits many giggles and protests from the victim to stop.
syn. fartserbit
Additional examples:
Similar to a zerbit, this is done with your face is pressed in between the ass-cheeks of another person.
You then exhale out of your lips forcefully, similar to the way you would blow on a musical trumpet or do the "motorboat" to a pair of large breasts.
The resulting sound is similar to the sound of one passing gas.
He had his face between my ass cheeks and gave me a farts nuggen!
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I thought I was farting on his face when he gave me that farts nuggen!
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I thought I was farting on his face when he gave me that farts nuggen!
by daggit September 15, 2010
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by its ya boy karim September 20, 2021
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Shannon: Farts and Tarts! What are we going to do now?
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Abra: Farts and Tarts! That's fucking awesome!
Shannon: Farts and Tarts! What are we going to do now?
Rachel: They're having a two for one deal on burritos at Panchos!
Abra: Farts and Tarts! That's fucking awesome!
by Deegle Beegle February 19, 2009
Get the Farts and Tarts mug.Redness, itching and pain, similar to a mild sun burn, in the area surrounding the anus, resulting from especially toxic flatulence.
by Burned_Up_Right_Now March 16, 2012
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