taint cheese 

A white pus like discharge that eminates from a large person's ass crack.

My ex wife was so fat, she could scoop a pound of taint cheese from her inner thighs.

taint cheese by Woodbilly December 2, 2011

taint 

A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.

Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!

taint by Chane. February 1, 2020

Taint 

Perineum

The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.

Taint by Ace Ball October 18, 2018

Taint town 

1. The middle of somewhere
2. Between Uranus and a weedy lot
3. A beer made by the Kennebunkport Brewing Company
4. That place between the candy factory and the sewer plant

If you have ever been to Taint town, then you know what the full scrotum is

Taint town by manshark September 19, 2016

Taint 

That space between your balls and your asshole

My taint smells funny

Taint by Female Faggot August 27, 2018

Taint teaser 

This is one who rubs a penis, finger or to tongue between Anus and sex organ.

Juan, a taint teaser, rubbed Susie until she began bucking!

Taint teaser by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

turkey taint 

A cousin to the “turkey neck,” this is an even sadder part of aging in which a person’s taint sags and just hangs there like meat curtains.

Tara: I think I might go down on that old guy later and give him a “rusty trombone.”
Jennifer: Okay, but just remember— don’t choke or suffocate on his turkey taint!

turkey taint by Epididymitis March 3, 2019