Crunch

A munch that only likes eating out crusty pussy

John: Oh god, I cant believe he’s a crunch.

Mabel: Right? That’s disgusting.

by QuackyCube December 15, 2022

The Crunch

A sex move where someone shoves their head up their partners ass, then thrashes their head against the wall, crushing their partners pelvis.

"Hey girl, wanna do The Crunch?"

by Hospital Bandit April 2, 2016

Crunched

The act of becoming intoxicated; Getting drunk; being drunk

Damn dude I was so crunched last night I stole a street sign.

by jrm369 May 11, 2010

but crunch

some one who likes to crunch but or an exercise wear u clench your butocks together

gym instructer give me 20 but crunch you lazy fat bitch

lazy fat bitch runs for the door

by skateboard pleb August 12, 2006

The Crunch

The crunch is that point when your really high and you feel as if your in another universe. There are 4 points of the crunch, the beginning of the crunch is when you feel as if your there, but you still have some sense of awareness, the crunch is just straight up amazing, but the edge of the crunch is when you start to trip out, and once you fall off of the crunch, your completely fucked.

"oh my word! the frenchman is definitely at the crunch right now"

by ze tickler August 31, 2011

Crunch

A very down bad human who does anything for a woman’s approval

That boy down bad he a crunch

That dude jack a crunch

by Quigleys January 7, 2023

crunching

To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.

I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.

by Lars Watson June 5, 2008