I gotthe shit kicked out out me
or
Im hurt (Used in IM conversations)
# is represented as a bruise on the head, like in old fashinoned cartoons
Alexandra: Hey Tommy baby, wazup?
Tommy: NM, #:(
Alexandra: Awww...poor baby
Tommy: So doz tht mean u cn cm ovr?
Alexandra: psh..no, im going shopping
Tommy: ;......(
The poundkey on old phones, as well as being the shorthand symbol for numbers. Also known as hashtags by poorly educated young males and females.
Uneducated guy: Yo i found a #hashtag symbol on a phone from like the 90s! like, twitter wasnt even invented back, so why they need a hashtag?
Intelligent person: Are you a special kind of retard or what?