John Cena 

The current WWE Champion. John Cena's in ring abilty is horrible, and every time he steps into the ring he does the same damn thing. He has been pushed as a Superman, and has a rediculous Win/Loss record. He beats everyone at everything just because Vince thinks he's great. His fans are all either mentally challenged women or children, or homosexual men. Cena Haters (A.K.A Intellectuals) know that every time he defends his title, no matter who it is, he will retain. He has had almost every major character in WWE either tap or lose to him, just because he's Vince's bitch. He is the only wrestler I wish injury or death upon, because he is the reason wrestling is deteriorating.

Cena Fan: OMG YAY JOHN CENA!11!!

Intellectual: Shut up you blastphemous tit, you're just a stupid mark who knows nothing about wrestling.

John Cena by SMSmartMark July 22, 2007

john cena 

Really crappy wrestler. His gimmick is a white rapper/some army guy!?!? Don't understand. Any match he is in you know he is booked to win. Don't think he will win Wrestlemania 24 though since he has a movie to promote.

John Cena beat Mark Henry in an arm wrestling match? wtf

john cena by velociraptor March 24, 2008

john cena 

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John Cena just blew the entire gay WWE roster.

ROH FOR LIFE!

john cena by rohfan4life May 10, 2008

John Cena 

John Cena is a fake gangster wrestler who thinks he is cool because he has people write raps for him... man thats takes skill... faggot... the FU man that huts i can give it to my grandma and she will laugh at me then spit in my face cause i am not cool. John Cena is openly gay and had a life changing expirence when he was in prision.

John Cena likes big balls in his mouth

John Cena by Matt Rago July 15, 2006

john cena 

Is a poser, that thinks he is black. He looks like Marky Mark. He is a pussy wrestler. He should never have became the WWE champion.

John Cena is a DAMN poser!!!
Cena is a queer!

john cena by Man-Bear October 5, 2007

John Cena 

The worst wrestler in history. The board of WWE set John Cena to be the next Stone Cold Steve Austin. But failed epic hard and is now classified as a dumbass. Crowds continously chant different insults such as 'You can't wrestle' as he only knows
somewhat about 5 or 6 moves, 'Same old shit' as he always does the same old boring crap over and over again.
John Cena is the nom. 1 cause of WWE ratings. They're falling each second the dumbass is alive.
Cena sadly has a professional carreer in music. Rapping. Which ofcourse he sucks at.

John Cena sucks and should be put to death.

John Cena by Batzar April 21, 2008

john cena 

A wrestler/rapper, currently holds the WWe championship.
After retireing from a successful bodybuilding career, the doctor of thuganomics became a pro WWe wrestler.
Has the most in ring charisma since The Rock and is the fan's favorite wrestler at the moment.
John Cena always has the same lead up to the end of his matches..
1st- Jumping should block
2nd- sidewalk slam
3rd- U cant see me
4th- 5 knuckle shuffle
5th- pumps it uup
and 6th- FU

Did u see John Cena FU the Big show

john cena by Secret wrestling fan December 28, 2005