burp your turtle

to masterbate

why don't you go burp your turtle and leave me alone

by fupabox April 29, 2009

crack your cornhole

to fart; to emit flatulence

Yo man! Did you just crack your cornhole?

by James Cox September 24, 2006

Hide your Red

1.Pretending to be Nice, hiding any kind of anger/frustation/anxiety/irritation.
As a tactful measure or maintaining diplomacy, its quite necessary,useful as well as common in daily social life.

1.You would be seeing a lot of guests tonight,you better hide your red now.

2.Hey dude,hide your red!You're not behaving this way in front of seniors.

by Atinb October 28, 2008

wowzers in your trousers

1. When a man is so well endowed that when you see his penis your first response is wowzers.
2.When something occurs that is either shocking, exciting, not exciting, surprising regarding ones genital area.

After noticing my sexy ass friends huge boner protruding under his pants I couldn't help but say "wowzers in your trousers"!

by SilkysMonsterCrack April 13, 2014

tuck your dick

1. Something said to discourage unnecessary boasting about masculinity/macho-ness

2. Instructing one to shut-up/calm the fuck down

Girl: Hey, what's up?
Boy: Just blasted 100 reps of 50kg chest presses. Warm-up done!
Girl: Tuck your dick, fool.

Girl: OMG INSTAGRAM GOT A NEW UPDATE AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT FILTERS TO USE TO MAKE MY SELFIES LOOK HOT??!!?!
Boy: Bitch, tuck your dick.

by Abzatron June 16, 2014

sip your river

The liquid that gets trapped around the ring on the top of a soda can

When sharing a drink with someone: Hey, before I take a drink of that, will you sip your river.

Example 2: My girlfriend doesn’t sip the river when she’s done taking a drink

by sarasavage June 14, 2018

Pick your cotton

To have amazing or wild sex with another person.

How you doing baby, why you come back to my place so I can Pick your cotton.

by Default_Dave March 26, 2019