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Michael

His name is pretty basic, but he's not. There are a lot of Michael's out there, but I personally think my Michael is the best. He's cuter, kinder and funnier than you think. You have to spend a lot of time with Michael to really get to know him. When I first met him, he was a total jerk.. but then I started to spend time with him and he is actually really cool. He has a lot of weird humor (spongebob crying, black guy eating a cheeseburger, the sentence "I just finished polishing my asshole.", etc). Before I actually started talking to my Michael, I thought he was annoying and rude. It turns out I was totally wrong. He's the most caring, loving person I've ever known and he's a great friend. Me and my Michael were friends for a short time until we discovered that we had nearly everything in common, so we started to date. Michael, if you're reading this.. I love you and I'm so lucky I have you in my life <3
Jane: "I sure do love my Michael. Hes so cute and nice."

Miles: "Ew apple gay"

Nathaniel: "cool."

Dante: "anYwaYs"

Michael: "huh?"

Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"

Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"

Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"

Rogan: "wadafak?"
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Michael

The definition of someone who is obsessed with silk bed sheets. Often times gets mistaken as a Chinese princess, and loves to volunteer at local schools. Michael is lost in thoughts and many times can not be pulled out until someone he trusts is able to do that for him. Michael most likely had friends that stay with the letter A,J,M,B,D,K,C. He enjoys long letters to prison mates and may have even made those friends when he was in jail too. (Yes, they are quite baddies). This doesn’t stop Michael from experience the world with a live to travel. Quite afraid of kangaroos, his fierce, sassy attitude will whip them away.
I love these sheets”... “oh stop being such a Michael”...
by Moo moo mr cow May 3, 2021
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Michael

Michael is a nigga
by Daddy19534 March 24, 2022
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Michael

Michael not the smartest person should not be trusted with closing doors but still very lovable <3 still stupid tho

Love you Michael
Damn Michael you really are a Michael
by Alex the goblin May 22, 2021
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Michael Hall

Michael Hall is the most amazing guy in this world. If you ever have the chance to be loved by a Michael you are truly the luckiest. He is sweet and loving and will give you everything. He has the prettiest eyes that you could get lost in and the most beautiful smile ever. He is really handsome and has extremely good features along with a great sense of humor and a really good music taste. The moment you meet him you'll instantly love everything about him and I really can't believe he's real I was really lucky to have met him and been in his life. He deserves the world and much much more.
P1: Yoo is that Michael Hall? Hes so cute I love him
P2: Yessirr thats Michael Hall, I love him too
by fatima<333 July 8, 2024
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Michael Truong

A Michael Truong is the Russian equivalent of a Chav. Otherwise known as a Gopnik. The Michael Truong is special because when he T-Poses, his penis physically retracts into his anus, thereby gifting him with the ability to play Fallout 4 for several days straight.
Russian Gopnik: Oi whaddya think of me adidas tracksuit?
Michael Truong: Lil cheap don ye think. Oit brotha lemme jus go do play me fallout 4.
by nikito July 21, 2018
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