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Michael Truong

A Michael Truong is the Russian equivalent of a Chav. Otherwise known as a Gopnik. The Michael Truong is special because when he T-Poses, his penis physically retracts into his anus, thereby gifting him with the ability to play Fallout 4 for several days straight.

Russian Gopnik: Oi whaddya think of me adidas tracksuit?
Michael Truong: Lil cheap don ye think. Oit brotha lemme jus go do play me fallout 4.

by nikito July 21, 2018