Urban Dictionary

The coolest things on the universe. Who would have thought of such a good thing to be published?

Time Traveller: Yo what year is it?
Person A: 2199
Time Traveller from 2019: You know Urban Dictionary?
Person B: U mean the best dictionary on the universe that even the teachers in our high school uses?
Time Traveller be like: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!

by Yomatewhatuthinking(MN1o2kool) August 8, 2019

Urban Dictionary

You’re searching Urban Dictionary- on Urban Dictionary. What kind of uncultured swine are you? You were probably looking up sex stories and your parents walked in, oops! You’re ridiculous to look up this. Go away.

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING URBAN DICTIONARY UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU FUCKTARD

by LMFAOICANTLOL August 8, 2019

Dictionary

Something you hit at the top of the bully’s head that just told you that ‘ur mum fat’.

Also used as a word search...

Kid: “stay back”
Bully: “ur mom fat”
Kid: *takes dictionary and slams it on top of bully’s head, knocking him cold on the floor...*

by Drrxck August 10, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The thing your on now

Person 1: Have you been on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah it's soo Dirty

by That_Random_Bitch August 12, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The place you go beacuse your scared too scared to ask Google

"Urban Dictionary, It's like going to your sibling for a question instead of your mom"

by Łø§ėř August 15, 2019

Urban dictionary

A website that tells you everything you need to know about this world

Little brother: How do I get my teacher to give me a one hundred on the test

Older sister: Look up seduction in the urban dictionary

by Detective N August 19, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Dating website for 7 year olds

"You can trust the Urban dictionary to find sex partners for you "

by Fucku65969 August 22, 2019