A day where girls nicely decide to give their boyfriends blowjobs.
(If the girlfriend and boyfriend are not together on this day, then the girlfriend must make it up on another day of her boyfriends choice. )
(If the girlfriend and boyfriend are not together on this day, then the girlfriend must make it up on another day of her boyfriends choice. )
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Get the Suck some balls hoe! mug.Duke: hey charlotte it is National suck and grab your bestfriends dick can you do that for me?
Charlotte: Sure duke! :) see you saturday
Charlotte: Sure duke! :) see you saturday
by daddys daughter June 27, 2020
Get the National suck and grab your bestfriends dick mug.When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.
Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!
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Get the National suck it day mug.When a team is convinced that they are the greatest ever, that they don’t need no help to beat another team (aka Torre) but in reality they can’t do anything but to “win in their own terms”; being in a delusional state.
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