cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.

"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

Pocket Pussy

Small hands and a big ego, soft and easy stroker.

(S)he couldn’t handle the peoples champ, so we got the pocket pussy on it!

by PussyAmerican March 29, 2023

Australian Hot-pocket

The act of intercourse where two partners sit vertically together with their anuses stuck together. One proceeds to defecate and both pass it back and forth

“Oh hell no! David did the Australian hot-pocket with his girl!”

by T.Rizzy June 30, 2025

hot pocket mom

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.

Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!

by Spacemonke June 26, 2021

"Brokeback Pockets"

Very simply, when you do not have enough money to engage in any kind of activity that involves spending money.
I nice spin off from the title of a controversial movie which starred two hunky hollwood actors as secret lovers.

Ex: "You want to come out with us tonight?"... "I can't man, I'm "Brokeback Pockets".

by J. Ha February 4, 2009

Hot Pocket

When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.

Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.

by ledar August 3, 2021

Pockets

Warm sacks for human hands.

Me: I never use these sweatshirt sacks for hands
Someone smarter: you mean pockets?
Me: ...sweatshirts sacks

by Girthymommy March 13, 2019