Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.

Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.

by Dad is looking January 26, 2020

old blister

A late middle aged, or elderly man who is nonchalantly abrasive or rude.

“Gee, yer granpas an old blister sometimes.”

by Mclovley April 7, 2023

old face syndrome

OFS for short, when a girl or guy looks way older than they are. Could be caused by too much sun, smoking, makeup or bad genes.

His new girlfriend has old face syndromeand she's younger than me!

by Leedubs84 August 1, 2015

Old

boring or tiresome, especially as a result of repetition or overfamiliarity.

"I wish she'd shut up—it's getting old"

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry

That old man Larry is such a cock block

by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023

The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.

The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!

by Blackberry April 8, 2015

old hell shaft

An old wrinkly wang

I gave lauren my old hell shaft

by Dick head wannabe May 8, 2018