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Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
by anonymous February 25, 2023
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My Singing Monsters

a game made by some Canadian people that blew up in 2013, died in 2016, then came back because of "DABLOONS"
Bro #1: Yo, remember My Singing Monsters?
Bro #2: Yeah! Jesus, I haven't heard that name in years...
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Ohio Yeti Monster

Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.
Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster

Person 2: Only in ohio
by russian cat. June 18, 2023
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my singing monsters

some shitty pokemon ass collect them all game where you get monsters and make them have sex to make another monster
some kid on tiktok: my singing monsters sounds cool imma post it on tiktok
*it blows up*
homeless man carlos: why the fuck is this kid saying "ham bum bum bum bum" to me while hitting the worst griddy
elsagate creator: my singing monsters epic wubbox eats jalapeno pink sauce plants vs zombies poop
people on the internet: wtf is this retarded shit
by sharknado102000 August 3, 2023
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independent woman gorilla monster

a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic
by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024
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Let A Monster Out Of Your Ass

The action of releasing a giant pile of fresh caca, like, the warmest smelliest largest pile of doodoo you've ever seen, even after wiping, you'll still get dirty pants.
Autumn: "DUDE HURRY UP I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"
by Filip H. Tabel October 4, 2023
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