cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.

"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".

by Square head April 30, 2012

ass crack of egypt

Somewhere stupid far.

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt

by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021

Fat and crack stinks

Chermside road woman with the mouth from the boneyard.

Fat and crack stinks blabbin to cops again

by Ipswixhfunny November 17, 2023

Crack Cameras

When the average person (friend or relative) has way too many cameras around their house or appartment capturing every angle of their property. A paranoid person, hiding being caught doing stuff they shouldn't be doing.

Someone hit my car when it was parked in front of my neighbor's house with all of the Crack Cameras so I asked him if he wouldn't mind checking to see who hit me.

by ShuggaSlim April 7, 2023

Degenerate crack

A misterious substance that goes through everybody's vascular system. Usually, people that posses an abnormal amount of it, will for the most part ruin your day, as well as their own. The *Degenerate crack* is also responsible for a the degenerate-like behaviour that people show on regular basis.

Chum1: Damn, my fellow gang member, my new employers gotta be on that *Degenerate crack*.

Chum2: Sorry to hear that, fella.

Chum1: No problems, though. I set their house on fire. So, everything should be fine.

Chum2: Glad to hear that. Hopefully, you're doing fine.

by Pseudo Stoic August 15, 2019

justin voice crack

when your voice is fucked up and it'll take days to repair

boiiiiiiiii... you just had such a justin voice crack.

by ohwhale December 17, 2016

crack-alacky

One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.

Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.

by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022