A creepy , sexually frustrated, middle-aged loser who cant stop talking about stuff he did in high school. Typically these are people who's lives peaked between the ages of 16 and 18 and have failed miserably in the real world: As a result they work menial dead end jobs and are consumed by seething bitterness over the fact that their high school social status got them no where in the real world. They also suffer from jealousy & anger issues caused by years of seeing the kids they used to pick on have more success than them in life. The most pathetic High School Heros are washed up former jocks who lurk around online pro sports message boards/comment threads. These losers can be spotted by a.) their tendency to use douchey screen names that incorporate their old HS nicknames/numbers b.) their willingness to jam irrelevant references to their high school glory days into pro sports message boards and c.) their feeling that nothing they about pro sports can be questioned because they made varsity 25 years ago. Frustration caused by years of post-high school failure often boils over and leads to them being needlessly belligerent and confrontational - from the safety of their computers (also see keyboard warrior ) - with fans of teams they dont like or anyone who criticizes players they worship/dream of being able to suck off.
Football_Fan_1 - I cant believe Roger Goodell reduced Greg Hardy's suspension.
DaRealDeal17 - STOP IT!! He'z a GLADIATOR just like I was in high school!! I made varsity junior year because I kicked ASS and took names on da field just like he does YOU COULDNT DO FOR A DAY WHAT HE DOES EVERY DAY OR WHAT I DID EVERY DAY ON VARSITY IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!! YOURE A BITCH!! STOP IT! PLEAZE STOP IT!
Football_Fan_1 - Ok high school hero what do you know about playing in the NFL? your profile says you're a 40 year old stock boy. And Hardy's going to be washed up & broke in ten years. Maybe you guys will be stocking shelves together. Grow up loser.
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DaRealDeal17 - STOP IT!! He'z a GLADIATOR just like I was in high school!! I made varsity junior year because I kicked ASS and took names on da field just like he does YOU COULDNT DO FOR A DAY WHAT HE DOES EVERY DAY OR WHAT I DID EVERY DAY ON VARSITY IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!! YOURE A BITCH!! STOP IT! PLEAZE STOP IT!
Football_Fan_1 - Ok high school hero what do you know about playing in the NFL? your profile says you're a 40 year old stock boy. And Hardy's going to be washed up & broke in ten years. Maybe you guys will be stocking shelves together. Grow up loser.
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Get the HIGH MAKA MAKA mug.run by a fat principle who jogs around the school after hours to "lose weight". lhs can't afford funding for shit b/c the budget is hated by all the citizens. the deans like to take your headphones and hats to pretend like they do their job when all they have to do is go into the bathrooms and bust kids for smoking on school property. the teachers are either really cool cats or the BIGGEST dickheads you will ever meet. the kids are the worst part of all. you have the obnoxious spanish bitches who squeal at frequencies that will make your ears bleed and they group in the hallways like cancer. you have the black bitches who think everyone wants to know their business and then give you lip when your fed up with hearing their shit and want to walk around their giant, slow moving asses. you have the stoners who flock to the smokers' corner every morning (and any free period they have) just to get their fix for the day (hour). you have the fat italian (polish too) bitches who think they are the hottest thing since sliced bread. you have the dirt bag alternative learning center (alc) kids and juggalos (same thing). the honors kids and the preps. and last, but not least, the freshmen with backpacks that make you stare in wonder at how such a tiny person can support a backpack four times the size of his body; they like to run through the hallways b/c you can never be too early for class! yeahh rightt.
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