dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
Get the Douche' mug.When a person who is a douchebag when he/she is sober takes any combination of drugs and becomes even more of a douche under the influence.
Person 1: Man, Smoky's over again, it smells dank in here.
Person 2: Yeah, and they have more than weed this time, they took a combination of illegal substances and now they're douche flipping.
Person 2: Yeah, and they have more than weed this time, they took a combination of illegal substances and now they're douche flipping.
by CYP2E1 February 21, 2010
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Danny: Wednesday
David: It's due Thursday
Danny: Oh yeah
Matthew: Way to go Douche Knuckle
Danny: Wednesday
David: It's due Thursday
Danny: Oh yeah
Matthew: Way to go Douche Knuckle
by Davidisabab May 3, 2017
Get the Douche Knuckle mug.(Adj) A person who is a waste; an idiot. One that dosen't realize that they are talking from there ass. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you be who you wana be. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)
Person 1: You see that guy last night he just woulden't shut up about how badass he was.
Person 2: We all know hes not!
Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000
Person 2: We all know hes not!
Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000
by C.O.M 5000 April 29, 2010
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Related to 'la douche nugget', the gunk found in the plug hole of a french shower.
Related to 'la douche nugget', the gunk found in the plug hole of a french shower.
"Becky, why does he think its cool to wear snapback and shades all the time?"
"It's simple, its because he his a douche nugget"
"That chav thinks it's funny to knock over his neighbor's bins... in reality he is just a douche nugget"
"It's simple, its because he his a douche nugget"
"That chav thinks it's funny to knock over his neighbor's bins... in reality he is just a douche nugget"
by Pepini August 31, 2015
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