A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."
"What a Ben Story."
by flyboy45 June 23, 2023
Get the Ben Storymug. Known as the father of school catchphrases having had almost all of them centre around him , and not in a good way
ken boffman , nah nah nah nah ken boffman , e'e'e'e'e'h twat , bono is a twat , hey dave catch my bag , you you what , ben kaufman has a boff , hey lets call him boffman, coffee bean, hair like nuclear power plant , nazi-jew rtc (thanks to harry bowers for the bulk of that)
by Ken Boffman September 11, 2011
Get the Ben Kaufmanmug. Tiny heat demon who will steal your soul to get his way. They are smart, agile, and probably a criminal mastermind. If you find DO NOT APROACH!
Ben is a sociopath.
by Jickle my Pickle February 15, 2023
Get the Benmug. Ben has black hair. Ben is friends with everyone but has a couple of really close friends. He plays music in his free time. But there’s a dark side to him. Ben seems weird but once you get to know him he’s a great guy.
by CHOCOTACO March 18, 2023
Get the Benmug. Ben is a 6ft tall man with amazing hair. He is a very smart geezer with many attributes which has made himself a massive billionaire
Ben is Ben
by TheGeneral2020 April 10, 2021
Get the Benmug. by B_sch January 4, 2017
Get the Ben Schechlermug. by definition giver guy August 23, 2023
Get the Benmug.