Phat Bird

One of the most incredible hoomans persons. Anyone that has the privilege of being aware of his existence should be grateful and considered lucky. GREAT with the mooziks and extremely sweet and kind. THE SHAJAZZIEST PERSON TO BREATHE IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS THAT BREATHE.

Person 1: Phat Bird
Person 2: yes

by flamingdouchebag July 18, 2018

Bird

In Infinite Jest, heroin. Possibly also from Charlie Parker (nicknamed “Bird”) or a slant of heron, aave of heroin.

Shooting the bird.
Kicking the bird.

by Hank Hoagland March 3, 2019

Wild Vegas Turkey Bird

When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)

I heard Samantha got a wild Vegas turkey bird, “nasty bitch!”

by Fat Dick Nigha February 13, 2024

For the birds

Means you’re a follower
A bird follows its flock so you’re following others

“Yous a lame you for the birds”

by ..weirdo September 4, 2025

Humming birds

Popular cult founded by anne and sinbad. slogan: give us your passport

join the "humming birds"

by anneekl March 16, 2003

The Biggest Bird

Literally Sadie

Sadie is literally the biggest bird

by radsad August 8, 2024

Bird

BIG SHLONG OR A FLYING ROCK WITH A BIG SHLONG

Woah is that a bird

by Big SHLONG boy September 8, 2021