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Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.
Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024
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Poo-ficient

An adjective describing one who poos efficiently. ie one-wiper
"Wow, he was only in there for a minute. He's very poo-ficient!"
by Mr. Poo-ficient May 18, 2014
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Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.
Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”
by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024
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poo?

Gang sign for “Jose Asshole Supreme” on the Taco Bell secret menu.
Cat Boy: Poo?
Employee: One Jose Asshole Supreme coming right up
by Poo?? December 4, 2020
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Poo ass

When somebody calls u at a dinner 20 or more times and at late night when ur tryna talk to hoes
A poo ass Ring..Ring..Ring (picks up phone) Guy 1: hey bro I’ll call u back I’m at a dinner rn guy 2: k. 3 mins later guy 2: you done guy 1: stop u cuck
by Def king December 8, 2020
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Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021
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Leaky-poo

A type of dog that eats poop
That dog is a nasty little leaky-poo
by Love_my_words September 17, 2020
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