Walking Taco

The sexual act of defecating on someone’s chest, and topping with semen, vomit and blood. Then having them walk around.

My tinder date was a lucky recipient of a walking taco

by Wiseman!!! October 29, 2019

Garnished taco

Pierced clit

I ate a garnished taco last night

by anonymous July 10, 2025

TACO Tuesday

An occurrence where one consumes tacos on a tuesday night while acting like a bunch of 5 year olds

Its taco tuesday, hiiii,grir,irri (more sounds and grunts of joy).

by Tacoman24 July 10, 2023

Shotgun Taco

An objectively terrible snack that consists of a whole, peeled banana in a hard taco shell with red salsa. It is strongly advised that one does not eat this unless it is some form of self-punishment.

"Whenever I feel the urge to suffer, I make myself a good ol' shotgun taco."

by nervous_child May 19, 2020

Glossy taco

Christine from SIMPLY NAILOGICAL uses the word glossy taco instead of the word glossy top coat for nails

"you don't have to use a final "glossy taco" on your nails, you could leave it textured.

by Eavava July 30, 2017

Taco

A delightful Mexican food made up of, tortilla, meat, cheese and other toppings!

Yum! Said Arihanna that taco was really good!

by I8_talkos June 22, 2018

Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018