National Suck dick day

Suck some dick on this fabulous day!

Matt:Do you know what today is?
Sam:What is it
Matt:National Suck Dick day! 😏😏

by Stop With the Kinks September 15, 2020

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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

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National Suck Dick Day

A day where girls nicely decide to give their boyfriends blowjobs.

(If the girlfriend and boyfriend are not together on this day, then the girlfriend must make it up on another day of her boyfriends choice. )

Yes, tomorrow is National Suck Dick Day.

by kwefnlsvbmsl June 24, 2020

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Y’all now have what’s today it’s suck dick day!!!hope y’all have someone to suck on they dick

Today is suck dick day December 5 so find you a man.

by Cardi b!! December 4, 2020

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Suck fuck!

The extreme Australian version of "Suck shit!", meaning that the person saying it is either rejoicing in, or is indifferent to, the other person's misfortune.

"I'm going fishin' early tomorrow morning off the rocks at the beach, and I had a blowout of both me thongs - and the bloody shops are now shut."

"Suck fuck! You'll have to use little nails to fix 'em!"

by Cool4Katz November 13, 2025

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