The Chinatsu Rule

A conversational rule mandating that each negative statement regarding something's aspect must be accompanied by a positive statement regarding that same thing. This is to avoid being perceived as bitchy.

"I really hate this burger. However, according to the Chinatsu rule, at least they did throw ketchup, mustard, and even cheese on it."

by abracadabra1434 August 14, 2021

Rule 7443

If you misunderstand something you are instantly an idiot moron bitch

Person 1: fuck i misunderstood something
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron

by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020

Union rules

Wha... What do you mean "actors can't actually have sex when they film sex scenes!?" She should be able to consent to whoever she wants whenever she wants! What next!? Are you going to try to stop the female employees of group homes for the developmentally disabled from fucking the clients!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

Hym 😨 "Union rules!? You mean... I've been masterbating to FAKE SEX SCENES!? UERGH! UUUUGH!! 🤢 Why would you do that!? OOOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR IT NOW! I've been defrauded! I... I'm... I'm suing everybody for this! You bastards are going to pay for every wasted sperm! HHUEEGH! 🤢 Ugh! I'm suing everybody! I'm suing Ann Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal for that bullshit pill movie! I'm suing Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie for that spy movie! Everyone's getting it! You SICK bastards! FUCK! 🥺 I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS..."

by Hym Iam June 21, 2023

argument rule

after arguing you guys fuck it out

we finished arguing so we had to do the argument rule.

by lalalallalalllllalala June 11, 2023

rule 964

If you let someone borrow your hot glue gun, they HAVE to send you a full on tittie pic.

Hey, I let you borrow my hot glue gun! Rule 964!

by Joe shoho November 30, 2023

rule 964

If you let someone borrow your hot glue gun, they HAVE to send you a full on tittie pic in return.

I let you borrow my hot glue gun. Rule 964

by Vic rock November 30, 2023

Rule #1 of the Universe

Max CANNOT say "no you" to James.

In any instance where James is complimenting Max, they cannot return the compliment with a "no u", uno reverse card or any other form of complimet reflection.
*also Max is valid and perfect*

James: "Ur great Max"
Max: "No u"
James: "No u"
Max: "You can't say that"
James: "Actually you can't according to Rule #1 of the Universe"

by Jamesanator December 23, 2020