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pigeon poop boutonniere

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.
My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
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Pre-Poop Fart

noun - The initial rectal air blast prior to taking a shit. Most commonly used as "PPF".
(While taking shits in the locker room)
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."
by Zanghai November 14, 2007
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Do girls Poop?

Boy: “Do girls poop?”
Girl: “Obviously Not
by Wicket November 16, 2020
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Girls don't poop

The widely accepted theory held by many men that the female gender does not defecate or pass anything out of their anus. This theory is contrary to the theory that girls do, in fact, poop.
I wonder why is smells so bad after Beth came out of the bathroom, cause girls don't poop.
by keg poe July 30, 2009
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I gotta poop

The feeling i'm having right now, so im gonna go.
by Luke Meister January 14, 2008
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nigga poop sex

when you put a fish hook into your penis hole, then you procced to stick your penis fishhook into a male or female of color. Then, the hook should hook on to the shit. Once this step is completed you pull your penis out and fish the shit out.
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The Wall of The Black Poop

The black poops wall opens when it reacts to the saucey goodness, thus leaving stains on the cheeks of doom.
The Wall of The Black Poop opens daily.
by Bubba Black Sauce October 14, 2009
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