poo-poo cheese

a bad or unenjoyable thing, event, or smell; derived from the powdery film left under your fingernail after having scratched the upper part of your buttcrack and not having showered for a while.

"Man, that last game of Mario Kart was poo-poo cheese! I only got hit with red shells the whole time!"

or

"Oh my god, that smells like absolute poo-poo cheese."

or

"I'm playing insert game here like ass today."
"Yeah man, you're poo-poo cheese right now."

by poopoochzman September 29, 2021

Poo Tooth

A smelly tooth that is dead and often discolored and always smells like poo.

"Dad, did you brush your teeth today?"

"Yes, that's just my poo tooth."

by Poolaksandz July 14, 2021

Poo Pant

An act only babies can not perform. It is the first step into becoming an independent person in today's society.

person 1: hey dude, do you poo pant?
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*

by poo_panter73 July 26, 2021

Poo-Doo

A ritual in which porcelain bowl and human mate with one another

Get out of here Dewey, you don’t want no part of this shit! We’re doin Poo-Doo!

by EdwinZacharia July 28, 2021

poo

Fecal matter defecated from the anal cavity. Food that has been turned into typically brownish matter with low durability and oval shape. Sometimes the process of defecating is painful, which sucks. It is also apparently not defecated by women, which is a lie.

that poo is kinda huge

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

Poo-tan

When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.

Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.

by Naminator33 February 16, 2022

Poo

My dinner

I ate my poo

by Qwertypleasee123 February 20, 2022