Gender hot pocket

Someone/something that gives you gender envy but not for present you, but for you in the past.

“He’s just my little gender hot pocket.”

by Omnitronicus January 26, 2023

smelling my pocket

When that dank has a stank.

Mom: What is that smell? *Pokes around and leaves*

Friend: Dude, that was close.

Son: Yeah, she must have been smelling my pocket.

by FlopsyKisses October 8, 2013

Pockets

Warm sacks for human hands.

Me: I never use these sweatshirt sacks for hands
Someone smarter: you mean pockets?
Me: ...sweatshirts sacks

by Girthymommy March 13, 2019

pocket scrap

The cash in your pocket or wallet.

Trump dropped something like $60, of his pocket scrap, into the bucket at that benefit.

by KidIcarus__* December 1, 2023

Moss Pocket

A vagina that's so stinky and sweaty, it almost has moss growing on it.

Man, I dont know if she was just hot or if she had a moss pocket.

Bitch try to fuck me, she had a gross ass moss pocket.

by SwagMasterCoconuthead September 2, 2013

Fork in the back pocket

Indicates that the person engages in sexual intercourse with the same sex

Dude, look at that guys fork in the back pocket, he likes men

by Forky boy December 21, 2013

Haubs Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill every hole on a woman with their meat and violently ejaculate a hot load in her.

Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying Haubs Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!

by Jaron Aacobs December 19, 2024