monkey the bae

the most sexiest man alive he is dumb but very sexy boy he has the most beatiful girl friend

monkey the bae is the sexiest man alive

by MONKEY THE BAE February 23, 2017

Rief Monkey

Orange monkey that steal my god damn fancy hat and steals my noodle an eggroo

Oh no! Rief Monkey protect fancy hat!!

by Eggroo Man March 14, 2020

Trash Monkey

-a raccoon (because they have fricken hands)

There is a trash monkey in my garbage can!

by PapaTime July 20, 2020

Nipple Monkey

Used when someone does something stupid

My friend did some parkour when drunk and broke his ankle, frigging Nipple Monkey.

by Amaya Ayaka August 13, 2020

monkey jungle

Local Harrogate slang for terraced houses, generally in reference to the houses between Prospect Lane and Stonefall Mews. The term is in reference to how hotel owners hired large amounts of people from Hartlepool to work in the hotels, and those houses were built to accommodate for them, and how people from Hartlepool are referred to as Monkey Hangers.

We're off to meet Liv down Monkey Jungle

by Issan_Sumisu September 23, 2020

Sponge Monkey

The teenage guy paid to squeegee the cum off the glass of the booth after a peep show.

Working as a sponge monkey I earn heaps! Down side is Im up to my arms in sperm every day and I have to supply my own squeegee.

by orc chops August 2, 2013

Monkey Slipper

When your girlfriend takes a dump in her hand and lovingly strokes your manhood to ejaculation.

So, my girl had Chipotle yesterday and worked up a wicked feces... so rather than waste the dookie baby that spilled forth from her loins, I recommended she give me a sloppy monkey slipper.

by MonkeyDump August 20, 2013