Mom-o-sexual

When you are interested or in love with other people's mom.

I think Fred is a mom-o-sexual because he flirts with everyone's mother.

by TheDoctor010 March 26, 2010

Your mom's hairdresser

Used when in a your mom fights.
It's a grade higher than "your mom"

Joey: What's the name of that song?
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

gold star mom

A mother who became pregnant on her very first time having sex. Marital, obviously.

Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.

The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.

by TheGoyWonder August 5, 2016

Yo mom gay

No u

Dude 1:Yo mom gay. Dude 2: Yo dad lesbian Dude1:*explodes*

by Aussie Dickhead December 7, 2018

Ur Mom Gaei

the most devastating insult ever. Often paired with: Your dad lesbian

Your granny tranny

Your sister a mister

NO U

Ur mom Gaei
Ur granny tranny

by wHY DoNt I haVE A pENis October 10, 2018

Your Mom Gay

The comeback that can only be destroyed from the comeback “no you”

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: no you
Person 1: :(

by Nathanthesavage October 20, 2018

Fake Ass Mom

A mom who never takes care of her kid. Yet, she puts her step-son, and husband on a pedestal. She would pay thousands of dollars for her step-son to please her husband, but her real daughter to her is just a bitch ass piece of trash that doesn't matter. Don't fucking consider this kind of mom a mom.

Person 1: _____ is a fucking fake ass mom. I heard she spend 2000 dollars on her step-son, for school clothes, and didn't get her daughter anything for school.

Person 2: What a bitch!

by anonymous-bitch August 12, 2018