Michael

Smart, handsome and has an absolute demon dick

I was amazed by the wisdom of Michael last night but can’t walk this morning

by bigdick51 November 22, 2021

Melatonin Michael

Melatonin michael is a very sleepy old man who always forgets things and loves bunning zoots 24/7. He’s always getting way too fried and his mind is slowly deteriorating every single day.

“Hey melatonin Michael, how are you today?”

by DeimosZ May 30, 2025

Michael Jenkins

Lmao sis drop him he is legit a messed up psychopath, now sis run for your dear life before you end up dead because he is just messed up and no joke all his friends talk bad about him so you might struggle if you try meet his friends because they are like so fake to him oh and he has a tiny winy dick <3

Michael Jenkins is bleh.

by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020

John Michael

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)

John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.

by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025

Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro

Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023

michael jane

even with a guys first name she is the most beautiful girl ever. she is sexy, kind, smart, and a great kisser.

Damn, that girl was amazing. She's such a Michael Jane.

by JollyMargaret83 December 26, 2016

Michael

A god with a massive penis and being completely ripped, especially his legs. No other one dares no challenge him. All girls want to marry him and stay with him.

Girl: let me pray so one day I can fuck the god Michael

Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.

by All the women in the world November 23, 2021