John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael

Man, I was just John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025

John Michael

Some little shit that runs up to your butt hole and probes the living shit out of it

Man, I just got John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025

Michael

18

Indeed, to live is to cause others trouble…
UMB 29’
😋

I’m Michael and I’m gay.

by Rokublue October 19, 2025

a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT

You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.

by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025

Michael Norton

The most handsome person alive with straight A's, infinite rizz, and has a 7-inch dick. A "Michael Norton" also has an unimaginable amount of aura (higher than Graham's number!). He locks in for NNN and loves Instagram. A "Michael Norton" is typically Gen Z and strongly despises Gen Alpha. Just a chill guy.

That guy is such a "Michael Norton" bro

by Mic2267 November 17, 2025

Michael Copper

That... I'm probably going to buy that.

Hym "Yeah I am probably going to buy that Michael Copper Black Eye Club comic. I am really easy to sell shit to!"

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

Michaelle

The goddess of joy, laughter

Drowns her enemies in laughing to death, is always wearing a golden, baby blue and olive green mask to hide her struggles to help everyone else

Yoo I aspire to be a michaelle

by Thehandsomejester November 22, 2025