michael toolan

A general faggot, if u r a michael toolan u should be a disgrace to humanity
Bro you are being such a michael toolan right now
by Yugottabelukethat March 13, 2022
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Michael dixie

Beautiful goddess , manifestation of perfection. With a large generous giving heart. Do not double cross this quieted creature for fear of awakening the chained demon....Has great boobs.
by Foggyam419 December 22, 2016
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Jonathan Michael Griffin

Herpe having Cordova white boys with more street tats than brain cells
Can you believe he Jonathan Michael Griffin’d her? Ikr, now she has that sh*t for life bro
by uknowhoh0 November 25, 2021
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Michael Villines

Michael Villines is the most Godly beings on this miserable world. All must follow him, all most worship him. He gives us the happiness we feel. He is kind and loving but can also destroy mortals in mere nanoseconds. All praise be to Michael Villines
I have a shrine dedicated to Michael Villines in my bathroom
by Bdoglet May 27, 2020
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Mighty Michael

When a large ogre and a dark mustang follow you home, hog tie you to the bed and take turns rubbing your "magic wand".
Last night we got crazy and pulled a mighty Michael in the staircase.
by Thatnucca November 20, 2020
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Michael Dos Santos

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.
Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"
by John Wicks Dad August 25, 2023
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