Jack-a-tron

A gay mans tool that he uses when he is to tired to jack-off that does it for him.

You can get them at Spencers and Bj's.

by Paul C April 23, 2003

Gorilla Jacked

To be extremely muscular to the point of resembling a hairless, large primate. Gorilla jacked specimens can expect to have bulging veins, shaved heads, and, in rare cases, muscles on top of other muscles. Incorrect form during exercise can lead to extreme cases of being gorilla jacked, in which one literally walks on their knuckles and feet.

Rick: "Dude, look at that guy benching over there!"
Jake: "Oh shit son, he's getting gorilla jacked for sure!"

Anne: "Ew, why is he walking like that?"
Jerry: "Oh, he must have gotten too gorilla jacked."

by AfroN December 27, 2012

frapple jacks

when you masterbate into your girlfriend cereal and have her eat it

I gave my girl friend a bowl of frapple jacks this morning

by Rinuji October 14, 2013

tire jacked

Having 1 or more of your tires stolen right off of your car.

I got tire jacked, they only took 1 tire though.

by me_strange August 28, 2007

TURKEY JACKED

THE ART OF STEALING SOMEONES TURKEY EARLY THANKSGING MORNING BEFORE THEY ARE AWAKE WILE LEAVING A NOTE TO HAVE THANKS GIVING ELSEWERE.

I WOKE UP TO START COOKING THE TURKEY ONLY TO FIND A NOTE IN THE FREZZER THAT SAYES GO TO AUNT BETTYS FOR THANKS GIVING .I WAS TURKEY JACKED.

by STEVENHDM November 24, 2011

Jacky Jack

Originating in Francia: 1. marijuana cigarette or joint 2. cigarette rolled with tobacco & marijuana 3. physical cannabis

1. Would you like to roll a Jacky Jack? 2. Do you have any Jacky Jack to smoke?

by Justin D Turner January 6, 2009

jack diddly

Jack shit.

Jacqui doesn't know jack diddly bout my life

by Swaggy42() March 14, 2016