pre-j

A blowjob prior to going out with a group of friends, usually after a few rounds of shots.

"We were in Matt's room and she took me upstairs for a little pre-j action."

by Sir Chodesworth February 16, 2012

J your D

to masturbate as a male

Alright guys, I'm gonna go get some lotion and J my D.

You look stressed man, you should go J your D.

by MattyIce3 December 15, 2023

C&J

When your cock is particularly smelly and your partner uses jam to mask your man meat musk.

Man: BJ?
Woman: eww your gross
Man *inserts junk in jam* how bout now?
Woman: I love C&J!!

by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019

J-Wanker

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.

So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?

by July 12, 2022

the J word

this word is unspoken word the work that shall not be uttered on a weekend the j word (Job)

hey bro I can't wait for this weekend I got a Job

Sshhhhhhh don't say the J word oh no it to late there coming

by waterscore May 20, 2025

King J

A person who is none of your business.... Going out with Blaire Frost......

See also Blaire Frost and {Alex J

It's none of ya business who I am!!11

by KING J(mandude) May 10, 2005

J-Blo

j-blo
{jay-blow}

noun

A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.

A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.

"I swear that man is never happy with his income. He's a real j-blo"

by Kennet Muammar Wilburstraub May 15, 2020