Dyslexia Death

The untimely death of someone caused by an individual not being able to interpret numbers and letters correctly.

The numbers for the address on the no-knock warrant were switched around due to the undiagnosed dyslexia of the data entry phase, which caused the death of an innocent person when law enforcement entered the wrong house thus Dyslexia Death

by Kptn Sky June 13, 2024

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Dip of Death

When a person, eases their head downward unto the brink of sleep and quickly snaps awake. Generally result of trying to be the last to fall asleep among group of friends.

Hailey had a dip of death, and when she sprang awake, she spilled her drink everywhere.

by hoesnotshmoes February 20, 2011

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Death by Restrepo

To die while performing the act of Restrepo, death is caused by fractured skull, spinal injuries, internal bleeding, anal ripping/ bleed outs.

The cops asked me what had happened to my girlfriend, i told them she had died when i was having sex with her. I started out by Cavemaning that hoe into a restrepo and when i looked she was dead. so death by restrepo i told the cop.

by sakakichan August 14, 2010

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Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness

The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds

Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness

by Shisosbegudhdhddh July 12, 2023

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Pre Near Death Experience

A state of a higher power of consciousness that occurs when one is so close to death that the awareness of impending death is like that of surfing the fringe of death itself, and in that of the most peaceful and assuring manner.

My pre near death experience of the car careening toward mine had me realize that my body could or may not survive the collision, and hence my consciousness felt as if given over to a higher power; a peaceful and sublime place of surrender in getting ready to cross over to the other side.

by SkinVoyage May 22, 2021

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