Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.
Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025

by Jakes balls November 20, 2019

yo dude you got that glorious model o on crack????
dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society
dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society
by Glorious Official Company June 16, 2021

by David Egan 2021 September 14, 2021

an introvert who immediately becomes a crackhead in presence of his/her friends and starts acting like a hoe
by ryanXDXD December 10, 2019

by GalaxyTheDev March 15, 2020

when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.
by mr chichi May 5, 2010
