May 23

National grab your boyfriend's boobs day. A day to grab your boyfriend's boobs, whether he has some or not.

"Happy May 23 dear boyfriend, give me your boobs"
"How could I forget, grab away."

by xanadont69 May 23, 2025

this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023

may the brew be with you

Having beers be with you at all time, alcohol.

Hey johnny, may the brew be with you and don't let the alcohol be out of your sight.

by thelostvokal May 7, 2015

beth may

An absolute b*tch. Beth Mays tend to lie about r*pe and blame others for their actions.

“Beth May has lied about rape again...”

“Keep away from a Bethany May...”

by Abcfegfs April 16, 2020

May 30

Nation tell an ex you like them as a joke

Person: I like you ex: but were exs person: haha its may 30 national tell ur ex you like them as a joke.

Telling an ex you like them as a joke.

by Cxmp on keys May 29, 2022

May 10

National kiss,hug, and show love to your bf/gf

On may 10 I’m going to kiss hug and kiss her/him

by Dates to go May 9, 2023

may 15th

Let ur gf login to your Snapchat for 35 minutes

Gf : can I login to your Snapchat

Bf : why

Gf : because it's may 15th and I'm your gf

by kate 124 May 14, 2022