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anal amnesia

Anal amnesia....when you sit there so long you don't remember if you pooped anything so you have to peek between your legs to see if there is anything in the bowl so you know whether you need to wipe your butt before you stand up.
Man, I fell asleep on the crapper and woke with anal amnesia. Turns out I DID need to wipe.
by Dickless Tracy July 22, 2019
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Anal-milking

A sexual position involving the insertion of a nipple into an anus.
I was talking anal-milking my girlfriend last night.
by ApexMagnum June 4, 2014
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Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022
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Anal

by anonymous May 17, 2022
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anal bingo

when you come behine showone without them knowing and shove you dick up there ass and yell anal bingo
by dumb dog nahnah February 10, 2024
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Anal Invader

Straight guys that get excited by, and frequently talk about any chance of Anal Play. Chances are, regardless if they like or dislike Anal Sexual Experiences, they are likely an asshole. They simply like the attention garnered by talking about holes.
My friend Andy, that lives outside Atlanta, Georgia loves talking about anal. Chances are, he’s never seen a rear end. He’s basically just a wanna be anal invader.
by Man Trip Enterprises November 28, 2021
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exclusive anal

Only for that one, special anal. Usually used as a term of "endearment".
Becky: OMG Jeremy just asked me to be his exclusive anal

Jenna: OMG BECKY I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!
by Dumble.doubt.dat.ass January 9, 2016
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