Anal Vandalism

The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.

Conor: hey bro u wanna do some anal vandalism tonight?
George: nah I ain’t gay

by Slimecraw January 12, 2021

anal gleak

What happens at the close of anal sex when the penis is removed from the anus as it attempts to clear the sphincter. During this process and just as the penis is removed anal fluid is gleaked from the spincter similair to when spittle is ejected from under the tongue when gleaking.

After a vigorous anal reeming I slowly pulled my penis out with the anticipation of a mess but to my pleasant surprise it was just a few airborne drops of anal gleakage that landed on my hand.

by WordsMeanFe February 26, 2023

Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you

I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.

by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020

Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off

I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.

by Chax865421 March 24, 2020

Anal Boxing

The act of repetitively punching someone in the rectum; until you fist enters the anal cavity

Did you hear Billy and Rhett did some Anal Boxing last night.

by Mr Viper November 8, 2017

anal pocky

The act of putting a hot pocket in your ass hole.

Did you hear about Becky having that anal pocky?

by Tommy960 November 29, 2017

Anal sausage

When you’re doing anal and the condom gets stuck in your butt and the next time you poop, the poop comes out wrapped in the condom.

I was doing anal last night and today I pooped an anal sausage.

by The Urban Stuff September 29, 2019