shit nipple

(n.) a woman's asshole

"Dude, I totally fucked that girl in her shit nipple all night!"
"Siiiiiick!!!"

by Hirohito Okinawa May 2, 2008

dumb as shit

really stupid

dude, that chil dis dumb as shit

by brittany October 11, 2003

Shit-ton

A unit of measurement used by the US Army, meaning more than the average amount that is bigger than a metric-ton, but smaller than two metric-tons.

PVT Bla Bla has a shit-ton of sand bags to fill after mouthing off.

by Commo God March 8, 2011

shit faced

so fucking drunk that your toes look like shrooms and your head feels like its spinning in a million different directoins(often causes dizzyness, iregular behavior, and regular urges to remove clothing)

I was so shit faced last night that I went streaking

by lalalakissmyass September 14, 2005

Talking Shit

To express negative opinions of nonsense about any matter (person, object, etc.)

As I always say : Don't talk more shit than you can eat

A : "Computers are bullshit"
B : "Stop talking shit just because you don't know how to use them"

by Richard T. Meddy January 13, 2008

Shit Disturber

Somebody who just cannot mind their own damn business and stirs up trouble. Anytime there's a tenuous peace existing and it looks like a conflict is about to blow over or has come and gone expect some shit disturber to go and restoke the fires.

There are an awful lot of shit disturbers in politics.

by DennisIsEvil May 30, 2008

shit dick

1)One whos penis shows the remnants of fecal matter due to previous rectal encounters with another male. 2)One who is, or show features of a gay person. 3)General insult.

1)I see that shit dick come out of the gay bar every friday night! 2)Stop acting like such a shit dick! 3)Get out of my face shit dick!

by flyboy_21 March 16, 2003