Marc: hey, is water wet?
bob: Yeah, are you retarded?
marc: no no just wanted to ask
bob: sure you did *eye roll*
bob: Yeah, are you retarded?
marc: no no just wanted to ask
bob: sure you did *eye roll*
by Ahhhhhh :) May 03, 2021
Yes
in 1951, a scientist at bell labs named "Flint Lockwood" invented water. During this time, the world only ran on 5-hour energy. He coinied the term "wet" when he one time spilled water on his drippy shirt, because he said so. Today, water being wet is known to all the humans in the world as scientific law. A statement of fact.
Any that try to disprove it are eterenally no-brained
in 1951, a scientist at bell labs named "Flint Lockwood" invented water. During this time, the world only ran on 5-hour energy. He coinied the term "wet" when he one time spilled water on his drippy shirt, because he said so. Today, water being wet is known to all the humans in the world as scientific law. A statement of fact.
Any that try to disprove it are eterenally no-brained
by Croldfish December 27, 2021
The 2nd biggest question (2nd to "How do you pronounce gif")
Most people believe it is wet but to me, water isn't. Water is not wet, it gives off the wet.
If you own a cat, it doesn't mean you are the cat, it mean you have and can give off the cat to others, same a water with its wetness.
Most people believe it is wet but to me, water isn't. Water is not wet, it gives off the wet.
If you own a cat, it doesn't mean you are the cat, it mean you have and can give off the cat to others, same a water with its wetness.
Ethan: "Hey Bry, is water wet?"
Bryan: "Nah man, it just has wetness, just like Kathy did afted prom, if you know what im saying😏"
Kathy:" I HEARD THAT BRYAN, IM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!"
Bryan:"Just like Jason killed that pus'"
Bryan: "Nah man, it just has wetness, just like Kathy did afted prom, if you know what im saying😏"
Kathy:" I HEARD THAT BRYAN, IM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!"
Bryan:"Just like Jason killed that pus'"
by Slowpoke2019 August 18, 2019
by hydrohutch January 16, 2012
by hailscd August 11, 2018
Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.
People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.
Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.
Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020
When you remove your used condom, save it, and reinsert it when the girl is on her period. From there you proceed to throw it against the wall so it sticks.
by Willsmithspapa420 October 03, 2024