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Jesus loves you

A phrase used when someone wants to share the love of Jesus Christ, it is important to use this phrase in the correct context as some may become offended.

I've seen a lot of sorry and disrespectful definitions so I thought I would do the phrase justice, I might get downvoted for this but as the scriptures say "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you." (John 15:18-19).
-Hi, how has your day been
-Not very good
-Oh, I hope it gets better, Jesus loves you.
-Thank you
by rayfire1234 October 10, 2024
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fucking killer bastard jesus

It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)
OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)
by Fucking erdembayar May 24, 2022
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Jesus

A piece of human scum who hates everyone and cares for no one
by azues November 21, 2021
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Jesus Alvarez

a cute boy , usually Hispanic popular' you are not worth his time unless your nice or you earn it he seems mean but is really sweet and kind he is competitive good hair athletic usually plays a sport like football or wrestling is awesome with babies and loves them short dosent weigh much but still super cute he has a bit of a bubble butt usually kinda dumb cause he can't realize the perfect girl is right in front of him
Girl A: Man you are so lucky to be dating Jesus Alvarez

Girl B: ikr he is so sweet but it took some time for him to like me but he is amazing
by hiramlodge June 10, 2018
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Jesus

"Jesus is in the new Matrix movie"
by PotRoastLover21 December 19, 2021
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Jesus

What if Jesus was a fat guy with curly/bushy and dark hair, but nobody knows it because they always see a skinny guy with fair hair that looks like a Northern European in a stained glass window at a church? What if the church wanted the image that would draw in the most money, instead of the true image, isn't that a possibility?
Nobody was alive back when Jesus was, so he might have been a fat guy with curly/bushy hair that looks nothing like what people usually see at church.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021
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Jesus jazz

Christian rock performed in a megachurch (often by dudes whose 80's hair bands didn't make it big).
She's all into Jesus jazz and bible study.
by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012
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