Jamie's Law

When repeatedly failing becomes normal and you just give up trying
Knowing that it's not important anyway because in the end it will be okay

Person A: You missed the Trash again
Person B: Well, it's just Jamie's Law

by I_missed_the_trash February 27, 2024

Law-of-Love

The Law-of-Love is when one loves the other more, regardless.

The Law-of-Love states that Doug Loves Ashley more.

by Sensetsu December 9, 2008

law 543

A good girlfriend will send their boyfriends pretty pictures of themselves, even when not asked, as the boyfriend can never get enough of her beautiful face

As per law 543, you have to do it.

by Youknowjtstrue July 21, 2024

steppibling-in-law

1- Steppibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's steppibling.

My steppibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Barnum’s Law

A terrible thing happens when you don’t promote: nothing.

Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register

Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999

Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Bhatt's Law

As any discussion grows longer, the probability of a brahmin sneeding about BR Ambedkar or Dalits approaches 1.

4 comments in Sasanka enacts Bhatt's law and starts sneeding about dalits

by cybermarsey February 11, 2023

sibling law

When mom and dad refuse to get involved with sibling problems and the siblings take action

“I don’t care about that”
“Sibling Law is in place - everyone choose a side”
**group beating commenced until justices feels served**

by LGG000 October 20, 2019