The act of shitting your pants and hugging someone’s torso backwards while smooshing the shit on them
by Pervytoadsage March 6, 2024

Oh, I'm a gummy bear
Yes, I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear, 'cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear, oh yeah
Yes, I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear, 'cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear, oh yeah
by amogus 7 November 22, 2021

by MattHadder June 3, 2024

Keith and tony both exclaimed “you have bear fists?” At the same time, thus the two were bear fisting.
by The memeler May 30, 2025

Someone who spends way too much time on the toilet, usually 45 minutes or more.
A person who takes too long to shit
A person who takes too long to shit
"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"
"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"
"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"
"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"
"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"
by Whompusburger69 October 11, 2025

by crudefervor April 14, 2024
