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porch monkey

a monkey that sits on the porch
aka a lazy ass person sits on the porch all day
bob is a porch monkey, he's so lazy
by That boring guy August 24, 2019
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deck monkey

A young person that is freshly trained as crew to operate on ship or airliner, and usually knows all theory, but has no experience, and therefore can only be useful as the captain's bitch, to fetch coffee. Like a pirate's little pet monkey that also gets a uniform.
Captain to Operations: Hey Steve, when you see my deck monkey, tell him to come tie my shoe lace... I'm sick of that 19 year old, 200 hour excuse of a pilot that thinks his opinion matters. Why the fuck do you hire these pizza face twats?
by Piles999 June 10, 2018
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Rief Monkey

Orange monkey that steal my god damn fancy hat and steals my noodle an eggroo
Oh no! Rief Monkey protect fancy hat!!
by Eggroo Man March 14, 2020
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Trash Monkey

-a raccoon (because they have fricken hands)
There is a trash monkey in my garbage can!
by PapaTime July 20, 2020
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Nipple Monkey

My friend did some parkour when drunk and broke his ankle, frigging Nipple Monkey.
by Amaya Ayaka August 13, 2020
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monkey jungle

Local Harrogate slang for terraced houses, generally in reference to the houses between Prospect Lane and Stonefall Mews. The term is in reference to how hotel owners hired large amounts of people from Hartlepool to work in the hotels, and those houses were built to accommodate for them, and how people from Hartlepool are referred to as Monkey Hangers.
We're off to meet Liv down Monkey Jungle
by Issan_Sumisu September 23, 2020
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acoustic monkey

by Dangler25 May 8, 2017
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