Michael

He like little kids

Michael like little girls

by Caleb2293 April 4, 2022

Michael jackson

A guy who has awesome songs but is funny and hot SAMONE

Michael Jackson can be weird

by Mykol jacksun July 5, 2021

Steven Michael Paradis

Commonly used to express disgust at a stupid or illiterate person.

He's being a Steven Michael Paradis and is pissing me off.

by Alexandra WHC August 7, 2017

michael

If you meet a michael don’t trust him that much he will play you and blame you until you suffer.He is toxic and can’t control himself he will try and take advantage of you until you give him what he wants.He is disrespectful and gets really jealous easily. he is a red flag 🚩….
Be careful out there :)

Michael is disrespectful to anyone.

by Uknown 123 December 4, 2021

Michael Moradian

The only person that speaks fluent Mexican.

“We’re going to Cabo and we need a Michael Moradian to get around.”

by arshh February 14, 2018

Michael

It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge

IDK HOW TO DO A SENTENCE WITH MICHAEL LMFAIJDNSCIJNEDn

by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022

Michael

A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”

Good luck getting a response from Michael that dude invented ghosting

by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025